if marvel made a movie about the winter soldier doing literally nothing, I would end up watching it twice and crying
do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task
like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”
"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"
"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"
"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore
i like to describe myself as an ayyyyyysexual
not into sex, really into puns
So today I was shopping with one of my friends and I saw a black and gold belly shirt and I was like “haha wow I’m gonna go try that on I bet it looks really silly”
I put it together with a black skirt that I just pulled way up over it and it actually looked super adorable so moral of the story is I should jokingly try on things that I think will be terrible more often
Here is another picture of it up close bc the pattern is actually pretty neat
I also got a red dress bc I am striving to put some color into my wardrobe
It looks pink in this lighting but I assure you it is very bright red in person.
imagine your favourite character with the most agonizingly pained expression on their face as they watch the love of their life die and there’s nothing they can do about it
bonus points if they have to kill them themselves
What he says: how do u know when lesbian sex is over???
What he means: I’ve never given a woman an orgasm ever in my life