cobrall:

please stop making comics about the stereotypical jock boy beating up the stereotypical nerd boy and somehow incorporating love. do not write them under posts about physical indicators of soulmates (glowing chests, names on wrists) and better yet, don’t reblog that shit when you see it!

stop living in this weird fantasy world where anyone’s secretly meant to be with their abuser forever. I can’t believe this is a text post I need to make

nippled:

*throws flower petals at you* be my friend

if anyone ever wondered what it was like to drink alcohol with me, it looks a lot like this

only with more cuddles at some point

gosh I hate wine, I don’t even know why I’m drinking it except that sometimes alcohol makes me sleepy and I would really like to be sleepy at some point soon

also I don’t think enough of you have seen the best impulse purchase of my life

his name is Percival and he has been with me for quite some time now

everyone needs a big pink unicorn in their lives

I dyed my hair black so I look 45% more witchy

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that might almost be menacing if it weren’t for the pink pawprints on my snuggly hoodie shawl thing

totianamaslany:

I cAME OUT TO MY FRIEND AND

factota:

"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"

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I’m super bored someone skype with me until I actually get sleepy

shubbabang:

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"Things i wish i could say to customers but can’t" the first installment of "I haven’t even worked at Starbucks for a full month please give me a break" the trilogy, starring dave strider 

renegade-lover:

leolilac:

flavinbagel:

HOW CAN WE BE EXPECTED TO LIVE UP TO THIS IMAGE THIS IS SICKENING

I was going to try to post something from birdsrightsactivist but google isn’t working for me right now so just imagine a really funny joke.

equiuszahhak:

BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed

(Source: hanamurateruteru)

officialbrostrider:

helenaphan:

officialbrostrider:

i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”

two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out

did you say yes

DID YOU SAY YES

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