greetingsprophet:

benverly:

lonelycowgirlinyourarea:

if the gay character of a show looks like this its probably a really bad show

bold of u to say glee is a bad show

glee is a bad show

limitedtimeoffer:

fkcngg09-0123wtffffck235123shtit:

yelling hard enough triggers my gag reflex

I cannot believe I get to see this video again 

(Source: catchymemes)

readableporn:

finding-luciano:

the-dwemereths-numidium:

westcountryadventure:

ocfos:

rainberrywarrior:

grovie:

tiqerboy:

elpiso:

spock-ho:

theoldness:

bitch…omg

omfg

slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™

this is a carwash for people

I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room

You fucker

I can’t see him but I just feel his energy

I can feel the aura and I know exactly who it is you ass

This is 1000x more terrifying than any dream I will ever encounter.

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

Mary’s the most patient loving cat in the whole world. LB has never met a cat so she trotted over and Mary greeted her politely and when LB started getting too excited and nosey, without even sitting up Mary very gently without extending her claws put a very firm paw on LB’s nose and just held her at arm’s length until she got the message. I love her

that said if I let ALLEY near this puppy she can and WILL eat her alive in one bite

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

Okay!

“Oh, so you wanna use pronouns, asshole? Want me to respect your wittle pronouns? Oh, I’ll use your pronouns, buddy. Just you watch.” *respects my pronouns*

Fuckin’ owned, I guess, dude. Shit.

caucasianscriptures:

Spider sense

homosexyality:

do you ever scroll past a novel-length post and think Um Absolutely Not

protectwoc:

shmoobeardraws:

so i was thinking, what if in Mile’s universe, MJ was actually just Zendaya 

this is so fucking funny

edgebug:

weaving-lyrical-magic:

TUMBLR IS SO BORING WITH ALL YOU NERDS AT DASHCON

♥

((you all better come back with some amazing tales))

aidashakur:

Don’t transfer savings to checking 2019.

lvl-5-kobold:

i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

“penguin brothers forever”

ginger-ale-official:

captainamericagf:

you have my attention

They really went and fixed every issue with the original in one go huh

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

ansixilus:

theghostofsomethingorother:

vampireapologist:

There is no packaging. It came wrapped in a swatch of cream colored cotton. I have no idea what to do with this

stick it to the fridge

If that really came from inside the bath bomb, how is the hand holding it perfectly dry? If they took the time to dry it off, why take the pic over the tub? If not, why transfer the magnet to the dry hand, leaving only the wet hand for wielding the phone?

hi yeah I didn’t want to get water all over my phone since water Destroys Phones so I reached over to the towel hanging next to the bath and dried off my hands and the magnet before I picked up the phone let me know if you have any more questions my office hours are MWF 11AM-Noon or by appointment via email

also I play the banjo so I keep the nails on my right hand much longer than my left and I hate how short nails look so I DID switch hands

IF YOU MUST KNOW

I TOOK THAT PHOTO BY SETTING A THREE SECOND TIMER AND TUCKING MY PHONE UNDER MY CHIN!! IT TOOK MULTIPLE TRIES!!! AM I UNDER ARREST OR AM I FREE TO GO

(Source: browsedankmemes)