sebadasstian-stan:

if marvel made a movie about the winter soldier doing literally nothing, I would end up watching it twice and crying

dutchster:

when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag

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bemusedlybespectacled:

do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task

like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”

"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"

"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"

"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore

bootyindernacht:

i like to describe myself as an ayyyyyysexual

not into sex, really into puns

So today I was shopping with one of my friends and I saw a black and gold belly shirt and I was like “haha wow I’m gonna go try that on I bet it looks really silly” 

and

I put it together with a black skirt that I just pulled way up over it and it actually looked super adorable so moral of the story is I should jokingly try on things that I think will be terrible more often

Here is another picture of it up close bc the pattern is actually pretty neat

I also got a red dress bc I am striving to put some color into my wardrobe

It looks pink in this lighting but I assure you it is very bright red in person.

mossomness:

marilynmay:

kiora-the-crashing-wave:

imagine your favourite character with the most agonizingly pained expression on their face as they watch the love of their life die and there’s nothing they can do about it

bonus points if they have to kill them themselves

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  • episode 10: when i- oh shIT
  • episode 11: DONT BECOME A MAGICAL GIRL MADOKA
  • episode 12: god damn it

monosexuals:

What he says: how do u know when lesbian sex is over???

What he means: I’ve never given a woman an orgasm ever in my life

stunningpicture:

Just before a shark breaks the surface tension of the water
humansofnewyork:

This was so funny. I ran into this Mexican couple on a trail in Central Park, and they were lugging around all these balloons. I asked what the balloons were for, and the guy told me that he’d brought them all the way from Mexico. He said he’d concocted this elaborate plan, where he’d given balloons to different people around the city (starting with the hotel concierge), and sent the girl on a scavenger hunt to find them."Just because?" I asked."Just because," he said.
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When I got home, I had an email. It said: 
Brandon,
I couldn’t tell you, but I was about to ask her to marry me.
She said yes!

Rodrigo
"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"
- anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

killbenedictcumberbatch:

why do white people think having a confederate flag anywhere on your property screams anything other than “im a blatant racist and slavery was cool”