please stop making comics about the stereotypical jock boy beating up the stereotypical nerd boy and somehow incorporating love. do not write them under posts about physical indicators of soulmates (glowing chests, names on wrists) and better yet, don’t reblog that shit when you see it!
stop living in this weird fantasy world where anyone’s secretly meant to be with their abuser forever. I can’t believe this is a text post I need to make
*throws flower petals at you* be my friend
if anyone ever wondered what it was like to drink alcohol with me, it looks a lot like this
only with more cuddles at some point
gosh I hate wine, I don’t even know why I’m drinking it except that sometimes alcohol makes me sleepy and I would really like to be sleepy at some point soon
also I don’t think enough of you have seen the best impulse purchase of my life
his name is Percival and he has been with me for quite some time now
everyone needs a big pink unicorn in their lives
I dyed my hair black so I look 45% more witchy
that might almost be menacing if it weren’t for the pink pawprints on my snuggly hoodie shawl thing
"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"
I’m super bored someone skype with me until I actually get sleepy
"Things i wish i could say to customers but can’t" the first installment of "I haven’t even worked at Starbucks for a full month please give me a break" the trilogy, starring dave strider
BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed