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hellotailor:

sophia-sol:


pyrrhiccomedy:

milk-chiller2:

Reminder of: reason for eggplant’s name

OH MY GOD I HAVE WONDERED ABOUT THIS MY WHOLE LIFE

EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW


NO WAYYYY

hellotailor:

sophia-sol:

pyrrhiccomedy:

milk-chiller2:

Reminder of: reason for eggplant’s name

OH MY GOD I HAVE WONDERED ABOUT THIS MY WHOLE LIFE

EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW

NO WAYYYY


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geniusbillionairesassmaster:

SO BASICALLY TODAY my stern English teacher was leaning around trying to catch someone’s eye to answer his question

I turned to my friend and accidentally sang

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LOUDER THAN EXPECTED

AND THE WHOLE CLASS BURST INTO LAUGHTER AND MY ENGLISH TEACHER WAS JUST SO DONE BECAUSE HE HATES LES MIS

HE WENT TOMATO RED FROM LAUGHING AND PUT HIS HEAD DOWN ON THE DESK 

I.

BROKE.

MY ENGLISH TEACHER.






seventhwave:

NOW KISS.

seventhwave:

NOW KISS.


posted 6 hours ago






circletines:

my milkshake brings mostly ants to the yard


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karkatthecrab:

its-a-threebatchproblem:

ugh cake

THE STRAWBERRIES ARE WEARING TUXES

THE STRAWBERRIES

ARE WEARING TUXES


posted 6 hours ago






  • me, sees a kid in a captain america costume which is pretty much just the helmet and a t-shirt with the logo: hey that's adorable, you're the best captain america i've seen all day
  • kid turns around, clutching a captain america poster: no
  • kid: i'm not captain america
  • kid: i'm agent phil coulson

posted 6 hours ago